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Posted by Timothy Ward
Every morning when sit down at the ole computer and go to check
my email I know two things will happen....
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Posted by Josh Greenberger
Which one is more painful: Calling tech support or a root canal? Calling tech support can be a lot like going to the dentist with a toothache, whereupon the dentist pulls out one tooth at a time and keeps asking if it still hurts. He finally gets to the last tooth and says, "Ah, that's the one."
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Posted by Gisela McKay
Thanks to teen movies, many people have this stereotypical idea
of cheerleaders as being ditzy and mean....
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Posted by Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
Dolphins, which we already know are unusually bright, especially for mammals without arms or legs, are apparently even smarter than we suspected. In a recent study of dolphin behavior, it was determined that the clever mammals can make a series of squeals and squawks that another dolphin will recognize as his or her name.
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Posted by Lance Winslow
Recently I read reports on the Internet and then I met another person at a coffee shop and both of them had confirmed that many senators are said to be closet homosexuals. In fact many lobbyists are known to be gay and they are actually prostitutes hired by corporations and the main goal is to get with the senatorial staffers in a very personal way.
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Posted by Marge Holley
Is it possible to be embarrassed twenty years after the fact? I was cleaning out old boxes and found the autobiography that my middle daughter had written in the sixth grade. I call it the "expose." She tells all. It could compete with "Mommy Dearest" if I were a dead movie star. On one page, my daughter spews, "My mom yells at my dad a lot unless she wants him to do something like take out the trash. Then she calls him handsome, good-looking or muscles."
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Posted by O.P. Hadweenzic
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
BUDDHABOT AT YOUR SERVICE
Or, where oh where have my wisdom teeth gone?
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Posted by Greg Gagliardi
I am addressing something that I should have addressed long ago, which I guess is the same that can...
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